Tech-nique
-- This blog is for technology. I love technology, and my friends and family know it. You will too once you read a few postings.
Think
-- This blog is my life. My life is just a collection of stories, some funny, some not. I will be documenting parts of my life's journal here.
Ink
-- This blog is my soul. I am such a romantic. My literary gold will be oozing from this blog. I invite you to critique my work. Good or bad, I'll use it.
Cook
-- This blog is my hunger. I've spent a lot of time perfecting my favorite recipes, and now it's time to share them along with my tried and true methods in the kitchen.
Filed under: Think — JaggedPen On May 23, 2008 @ 8:21 pm
I decided to post a standard message on CraigsList, but the last sentence of the post will be something to cause the reader to question the post. Nothing dirty. Just something to make someone wonder about the intention of the poster. I plan to do this often, and I will document the post replies here.
My first one is a call o fishermen on strictly platonic in Denver, CO.
Post:
Looking for fishing buddy to hit the streams around Colorado. Must be ok with catch and release along with cleaning up trash around the area. Also, must have a three inch clearance when opening your mouth.
Look forward to meeting you and the fishing!
Reply #1:
are u serious? i love fisking
Reply #2:
Hey
My name is xxxx 29 M. I have always wanted to go fishing, but never had a chance. I have never been fishing, but I would like to try. And cleaning up the trash - not a problem, even though I do not understand why you need a 3″ clearance? Let me know if you want to go fishing sometime.
-xxxx
Reply #3:
hi ive been fishing Colorado for years and very interested in your offer whats the 3 inch clearance in mouth thing though?
Not bad for a first post. Reply #1 didn’t even question the 3″ line. They are the crazy one.
Filed under: Tech-nique — JaggedPen On May 15, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
The new iPhone is fastly approaching. (June, experts say) High speed 3G wireless internet being the major upgrade. It got us thinking at work about other features we’d like to have for our iPhones. So, a group of us at work decided to make a list.
1. Battery!!!
2. Contact Butto
3. Copy & Paste
4. 3G
5. Button Background
6. A microwave
7. Voice Dialing
8. Homepage On Browser
9. No Interference
10. Bluetooth Upgrade
11. Angelina Jolie’s Number
12. A Decent Product
13. Louder
As you can see, there are three other preferred options we’d like to have before the precious 3G. The first being the battery, please energizer bunny save us!!!!
After the list lingered on my white board for about a week I decided to re-vamp the list to my own wishes, just in case Apple or AT&T is reading.
1. Battery!!!
2. 3. Contact Button
3. 2. Copy & Paste
4. 3G
5. 6. Button Background (I think this means a background on the home screen, bling.)
6. A microwave (HA!!, funny.)
7. 5. Voice Dialing
8. Homepage On Browser ( This isn’t nessissary, really, not even sure why I mentioned it. :/ )
9. 7. No Interference
10. 8. Bluetooth Upgrade (Bluetooth isn’t stereo? Like anyone is going to listen to the iPhone.)
11. Angelina Jolie’s Number (Another funny! I wanted Alba, but we need someone to appeal to women and men.)
12. A Decent Product (This was added by the I.T. guy. He hates Apple.)
13. 9. Louder
Still, 3G is a lesser desired feature than other, more productive, wishes.
OK Apple, your ball. Man, I can’t wait for the new iPhone to come out.
Filed under: Ink — JaggedPen On May 13, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
Chicken timer rang.
I set it for 30 minutes.
Laundry is down.
To the elevator.
Button pressed; another bell.
Doors open; Sarah.
Long smile; long pause.
How come no one talks on an elevator?
Four floors left, and you stay silent.
Here is your chance.
Break the silence, effect the world, and rage against a standard.
Pretty girl; two floors left. Ready?
Filed under: Ink — JaggedPen On May 9, 2008 @ 9:40 pm
this pen tracing my soul (my heart, my mind)
only to pick up the tip (nib, point)
looking at stone white paper
not even a mark
I spend hours
trying to match the words
to the visions in my head
Once again to pick up my pen
looking only at messy lines
forming something between truth
and dreams
nothing that truly makes sense
sticks to the paper
But, everything worth reading
comes out of this pen
Filed under: Tech-nique — JaggedPen On May 7, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
My boss was looking around for some flash sourced inspiration and found this development platform called Processing. It’s quite impressive. Here is an example of a movie made with Processing. Great song, and the movie is amazing.
It’s October again,
time for something new.
Same ol Same ol.
Coffee Shop,
rainy day games getting boring.
Seems exciting, but after six weeks
something new is needed.
September is gone.
October is here.
Time to go